Lazy Shopping!

For those of you that are a little chubby or porky - getting around a large shopping centre can provde very tiring and of course boring. Did you know; that many shopping centres provide Lazy or Fat Folk with motorized carts to get you around? These carts used to be for handicapped or injured people, but not the lazy and fat folk amongst us get to share in the spoils. Next time you go to your local shopping centre, be sure and ask centre management or the information desk about your special 'Lazy or Fat Folk Mobile'. If they refuse and come up with a reason such as "This cart is for handicapped people only" - just put on a show, cry discrimintation, you as a FAT or LAZY person have every right to access motorised transport machines.

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